Reviewer
Lavanya Karthik: Lavanya is from Mumbai, India and is a licensed
architect and consultant in environmental management. She lives in
Mumbai with her husband and six-year old daughter. She loves reading
and enjoys a diverse range of authors across genres.
Author: Eric Kester
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN-13: 978 -1-4022-6750-5
Author: Eric Kester
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN-13: 978 -1-4022-6750-5
In That Book About
Harvard, author Eric Kester chronicles his disastrous year at that
most revered of universities, with disarming candor, self
deprecating wit and a dash of creative license. His worm’s eye view
is light hearted; nonetheless, it captures the darker side of the
college as well. Kester’s Harvard boasts bad architecture,
worse food, elitist clubs and an administration woefully out of sync
with its student body.
Worse, he portrays the place as a seething
pool of stressed out overachievers combating acute performance
anxiety with drugs, cheating and inane rituals, and
ceaselessly all the usual markers of conventional success –
test scores, pretty girls, entry into all the right clubs.
‘Students’, he glibly notes,’ don’t go to Harvard because
they want fun oozing out of their ears; they choose it because they
want a Harvard degree and the future opportunity to land a job they
may not deserve.’
Kester claims to be no different – the
euphoria of getting admitted to Harvard (to play football, no less)
evaporates soon after he moves onto campus, and he finds
himself struggling to fit in and be noticed. He
sets a single goal for himself – DO NOT EMBARRASS YOURSELF.
Precisely the sort of temptation fate cannot resist, for on day one
of his life as a freshman, he manages to lock himself out of his dorm
clad in nothing but Incredible Hulk boxers.
Now if this were your
average Hollywood flick about campus life, that would be cue enough
for the girl of Kester’s dreams to make an appearance. And if
that were cue for you, discerning reader, to consider
abandoning this book, I couldn’t blame you. For, 'That Book About
Harvard' rapidly becomes ‘That Book About Obsessing Over A Girl
Who Doesn’t Know You Exist While The Rest Of Your Life Goes To Pot
‘, as Kester’s life becomes a string of cringe-inducing
social situations caused by his hapless attempts to meet, woo and win
Ms. Perfect .
Other suspiciously familiar cues follow. Kester
acquires an appropriately oddball posse – breast
milk-swilling Irish room mate Dermot, geeky Indian child prodigy
Vikas Gupta, a flock of wildly eccentric teachers and possibly
the world’s worst therapist. Some of them go on to spout the kind
of advice that will help Kester regain his self esteem, discover his
calling and refrain from venting his ire – and bladder – on
public monuments. Adding a dash of frat boy menace is Tripp,
recreational drug peddler and sperm donor, whose sins against
humanity (well, mostly just Kester) include being rich, popular and
the ultimate chick-magnet. You just know what will happen next
– loser boy will befriend girl, loser boy will lose girl to evil
frat boy, loser boy will endure another hundred pages of social
ridicule before one final cinematic flourish that will leave him with
the right girl, renewed self esteem, a chance to get back at fratboy,
a reason to stay on at Harvard– and one last excuse to lose his
clothing in public.
Despite its resemblance to all things American Pie, ‘That Book..’ still makes for enjoyable reading, thanks to Eric Kester ‘s wry and relentless self deprecation and his keenly observed description of life at Harvard . Sure, he takes swipes aplenty at his alma mater, but there is no disguising his admiration and very real affection for the school, or the fact that he reserves all his sharpest jibes for himself. Harvard, he shows us, is as much a victim of its mythical status as the thousands of students struggling to cope with its insanely competitive ‘pressure cooker’ conditions and live up to its formidable reputation for excellence. ‘If anything’, he notes, ‘people here deserve more leeway and more patience as they try to survive this hyper-intense atmosphere.”
‘That Book..’ just might become essential reading for every bright eyed, anxious student heading out to college. But it’s hard to miss the universal appeal of the author’s cheerful message – Loosen up, take yourself a little less seriously, allow yourself to fail. And yes, drop those pants.